RIP 2011 2011-2011
mom: come down for dinner
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Respect old people. They graduated highschool...
Those awkward moments when your parents have road... →
And you’re just sitting there like: “Uhhhh should I be afraid?”
If you played with Barbies,
keep-calm-get-skinny: Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap Bracelets, And remember watching these guys: You are a 90s...
When you bite your tongue while eating..
lolsofunny: You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like… Then you feel the agonizing pain…
when you're at school and you have to walk by the...