January 2012
RIP 2011
2011-2011
December 2011
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Respect old people. They graduated highschool...
Those awkward moments when your parents have road... →
And you’re just sitting there like:
“Uhhhh should I be afraid?”
If you played with Barbies,
keep-calm-get-skinny:
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s...
When you bite your tongue while eating..
lolsofunny:
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
when you're at school and you have to walk by the...
