hungarian: high school sucks bc nobody brings cupcakes to class anymore they just bring it to lunch & share it with their few close friends
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
how to prepare for exams: cry
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
themoosethepietheassbutt: congragulation: u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony. did you mean...
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
lokis-taking-gallifrey: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant they’re actually trying to do that in some places
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
mrcraabs: pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
not-photogenic: if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
ryaninthesky12: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. All the damn time
not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this